I'm writing this for an audience of none. Maybe someone will stumble upon this while trying to avoid doing the work they are being paid for and start reading. Maybe not. Is generating an audience my goal? Not really. The idea is for me to get into the habit of writing, and if I happen to amuse or interest a few people at the same time, that's great. However, as of this very moment, it's an audience of none. A fresh slate. An untainted world.
Get ready for my taint.