Thursday, September 22, 2005

I'm Sticking With Listerine, Thanks

On Tuesday, my gym gave out free samples of Crest Pro-Health Rinse. This is a new alcohol free mouthwash that is touted to "Kill germs that cause: Bad Breath, Plaque and Gingivitis" without the "burning" of other mouthwashes. Sounds good, no?

Unfortunately, there are three major problems with the Crest Pro-Health Rinse:
1) It tastes like butt.
2) The taste of butt never leaves your mouth.
3) It tastes like butt.

Sure, there's no "burning" sensation when you swish. That "burning" sensation is replaced by a "tastes like butt" sensation. I'll take burning any day - at least I feel like it's working. My mouth feels clean after rinsing with Listerine. My mouth feels like butt after rinsing with Crest Pro-Health Rinse. Also note that the flavor listed on the bottle is "Refreshing Clean Mint." I did not mistakenly grab "Nasty Ass Butt" flavor. However, it appears that Crest has confused the two and I paid dearly.

1 comment:

  1. Thank you for the heads up.. The store displays are always so enticing.