My hot girlfriend still makes and keeps Lenten promises. I'm along for the ride. You see, I figured it couldn't hurt to make a sacrifice for forty days, plus I'd rather not be an enabler during her sacrifice time. She's giving up sweets, which means I'm giving up sweets. In celebration of Fat Tuesday, I'll be having a Heath Bar.
Here are some other things I'll be giving up:
- Giving up.
- Talking about giving things up.
- Wondering what other people have given up.
- Dealing with idiots.
- Watching that stupid commercial with the monkeys in the office.
- Smoking (Done!)
- Pretending to be nice.
- Pretending to like you.