Thursday, June 22, 2006


You're walking down the street and you pass a homeless man on the street.  He holds out his cup and asks for some change so he can get something to eat.  Typically, you would respond with a cursory, "Not today, man" and keep on walking.  Today, you are in a good mood so you pause to consider your options.  A thought occurs to you.  What would Jesus do?  Would Jesus give him that extra change jingling in His pocket?  Would Jesus give him the shirt off His back?  Would Jesus keep walking?  Nope.  Jesus would turn that old shoe lying on the sidewalk into a sandwich.  That's what Jesus would do.  Satisfied, you keep walking.


  1. oh my god, that's funny.....And, I'm not even religious....

  2. Sometimes I wonder...What Would Jesus Write...if he was a contributor to Industrial Whumpus?