In a preview for the local news, there were various shots of women in flip-flops walking around the city. The voice over said, "Why flip-flops could be bad for your feet. Next at 10." My response was, "Well, they're basically a piece of cardboard and rubber bands, that's why they're bad for your feet. I'm going to bed early." I mean, really. Is this news? Is anyone surprised by the idea that shoes that I could make at home are bad for your feet? If you are, you're an idiot.
Of course, people still smoke so maybe I shouldn't assume.