That's right, I called her Stacy. I'll tell you why. Because someone needs to put her in her place. She's getting a little too full of herself. Sure, she's an attractive lady and she's had some success with the Black Eyed Peas. She's even had success in her solo career. However, the only thing she's ever written a song about is herself. Or should I say Fergie. "Fergalicious", "My Humps", "London Bridge", and now her new song, "Big Girls Don't Cry."
They always tell you to write about what you know and Fergie is obviously doing that. At some point you need to move on, though. You know, branch out - write about other things. Not Fergie. She just keeps writing songs about herself. One can only infer that Fergie loves her some Stacy Ferguson. It's time to move past the 4th grade, Stacy.