Dear Mr. Nature Unsalted Energizer Mix (No Cholesterol),
Thank you for residing in the "Healthy Snacks" section of my office floor's vending machine - slot F6 to be exact. Your $.60 price is well worth the delightful mix of almonds, raisins, peanuts, sunflower seeds and dates. You provide a healthier alternative to the candy bars and chips that the rest of the vending machine offers and you are just as satisfying. The nuts provide needed protein and satisfy my need to crunch while the dates and raisins provide just a touch of sweetness that sates my sweet tooth. Mr. Nature Unsalted Energizer Mix (No Cholesterol), you may just be the perfect vending machine snack. May your coils be frequently replenished, for I plan to eat you again soon.