American Idol can eat a dirty fucking asshole.
Dee came home tonight and wanted to watch American Idol. I wanted to watch Lost. However, I decided to let her watch American Idol not knowing that it was a two-hour stroke-fest where they invite everyone who's ever done anything to perform songs that they didn't write. Dee fast-forwarded through some of it but watched a good deal of it as I cleaned up around the house. As it got near the end she decided to forward through so that she could see the results. Unfortunately, our Tivo stopped recording at the two hour mark - you know, when the show was supposed to end - and they hadn't yet announced the results. So Dee sat there wading through all the AI pomp and bullshit and didn't even get to see what she tuned in for. This show is notorious for running late and they kept it up through the finale.
So Dee and I had to sit through AI jerking itself off to NOT EVEN SEE THE REASON WE RECORDED THE SHOW. Fuck that. Now it's ten o'clock and Dee didn't get to see her results and I didn't get to see a lick of Lost. Thanks for a waste of an evening.
P.S. - I really hope that Internet surfing youngsters see this post and all of its "adult" language and make life hell for their parents. Fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck. FUCK.