1) Sheep are slow and therefore easy to wrangle. You'll hardly break a sweat.
2) You get to carry around a large hooked staff without having to take a vow of celibacy.
3) Your sweaters always smell farm fresh.
1) The robes are often made from burlap. Welcome to Chafetown.
2) If a really bright star appears you have to follow it - and bring myrrh.
3) You're probably Scottish.