Wednesday, June 06, 2007

The Pros and Cons of Living in a Cave

Pros:
1) It technically qualifies you as a hermit. The tax benefits are astounding.
2) All you need to add a new room is water and a lot of time.
3) It's a great place to park your Batmobile.

Cons:
1) Most of your income will be spent on batteries for your flashlights. That's not deductible.
2) You'll have to explain the meaning of "spelunking" a lot.
3) Your little gay friend will constantly be stopping by to take you out to "fight crime."

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