Wednesday, June 20, 2007

The Pros and Cons of Receiving the Complete DVD Series of the X-Files

Pros:
1) Shipping and handling is covered by the government. Don't ask.
2) No Steely Dan songs appear in any of the episodes.
3) The Smoking Man.

Cons:
1) Once people see it on your shelf, they'll ask to see your comic book collection.
2) You find out that "Mulder and Scully" is an anagram for "Lord Voldemort."
3) The Truth isn't out there.

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