Monday, June 18, 2007

The Pros and Cons of Taking a Pottery Class

Pros:
1) Pottery wheel.
2) You'll have plenty of excess ash trays.
3) 'Kiln' can be used as a euphemism for vagina.

Cons:
1) You'll be subjected to endless "Ghost" jokes.
2) Everything you make will look like the work of a 4th grader.
3) Your instructor will say things like, "Be one with the clay."

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