Friday, July 06, 2007

The Pros and Cons of Being Beaten by a Lover

1) No one ever has to ask you twice.
2) You probably have a lot of staircases in your home.
3) You always have freshly squeezed orange juice.

1) It's hard to tell when the rough sex starts and the beating begins.
2) He wears rings.
3) You flinch when people hi-five you.

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