Friday, July 06, 2007

The Pros and Cons of Being Beaten by a Lover

Pros:
1) No one ever has to ask you twice.
2) You probably have a lot of staircases in your home.
3) You always have freshly squeezed orange juice.

Cons:
1) It's hard to tell when the rough sex starts and the beating begins.
2) He wears rings.
3) You flinch when people hi-five you.

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