Monday, July 09, 2007

The Pros and Cons of Shopping at Brooks Brothers

Pros:
1) The toughest decision you have to make is on which side you will part your hair.
2) You are an expert at folding pocket squares.
3) You'll probably be retiring soon.

Cons:
1) All of your ties are diagonally striped.
2) Your skinny, black-framed glasses aren't as comfortable as they are stylish.
3) Your wooden tennis racquet just doesn't have the same pop it used to.

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