Wednesday, August 01, 2007

The Pros and Cons of Owning a Suit of Armor

Pros:
1) A bow and arrow is useless against you.
2) It comes with a free lance.
3) Metal wicks better than you think.

Cons:
1) The codpiece chafes.
2) Forget about sneaking up on anyone.
3) No one uses bows and arrows anymore.

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