Thursday, January 03, 2008

Unresolutions

I've already posted about those things that I resolve to do in 2008, but what about those things that I DO NOT want to do in 2008? My unresolutions:

-Don't get divorced.
-Don't start smoking.
-Don't stop being such an awesome dancer.
-Don't stop being alive.
-Don't pull my groin.
-Don't stop being hilarious.
-Don't forget to pay my bills.
-Don't let Dee push me around.
-Don't let those naked pictures get leaked onto the Internet.
-Don't get too frustrated. Guitar Hero III is just a game.
-Don't forget the milk.
-Don't wear a sweater vest.
-Don't overcook the pasta.
-Don't. Just don't.

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