The week leading up to your wedding is always crazy and high-stress. However, there have been some good moments and things popping up this week to keep Dee and I from going over the edge. Here are a few.
Naked Juice - Green Machine flavor
This is probably the most disgusting looking beverage ever created. It's green. It's thick. It looks like someone put a bunch of grass in a blender and hit the "puree" button. It's not visually appealing at all, but it is freaking delicious. It's a blend of apples, kiwi, banana, pineapple and mango. Shake well, close your eyes and take a big gulp. You'll love it.
Gardetto's Roasted Garlic Rye Chips - "Special Request"
I discovered a bag of these hanging in the convenience store in my building and was shocked. Everyone that buys Gardetto's always says that they should make a bag of just the rye chips because that is their favorite part. Of course, that never happens. But it did happen. Gardetto's stepped up and made a bag of everyone's favorite. And I love it. I hope they stick around.
Free* Security System Offer
Last night around 9pm a pink envelope slid under our front door. I went over to retrieve the envelope and find out what kind of interesting information comes in a pink envelope. Apparently, offers for a free* security system being sold by a man named Richard Nixon are what come in a pink envelope. Yes, Richard Nixon is trying to sell me security. Whoever is responsible for this fantastic practical joke deserves kudos.