Anyone who knows me knows that I'm not a big fan of Halloween. I never have liked Halloween much. When I was a kid I liked the candy aspect, but I hated being forced to come up with a costume and dress up in said costume. It also seemed strange to me that people would give you candy if you put on a silly outfit. By the time I was twelve, I had quit doing the trick-or-treat thing completely. Since that time I've dressed up for Halloween exactly one time and I pretty much hated it. Why did I dress up? It was a requirement for the party I was going to and there was a lady there I wanted to see. Even I am not immune to the powers of the ladies.
Anyway, most of you douchebags love Halloween and shockingly claim it as your favorite holiday so I'll attempt to get into the Halloween spirit by offering you this: