If you recall, I wrote last July about my aversion to video games. I'll wait while you review. Because I know that most of you probably didn't review, I'll give you a brief summary.
I wrote about how I never really played video games despite growing up in the golden era of video games. However, last July I got a game called Assassin's Creed and I loved it. I jumped off towers, I snuck up on dude and stabbed them and then ran the fuck away. It was awesome.
As I was poking around the Internet a few days ago, I stumbled upon this trailer. Pretty cool, huh? Did you see how he shot something out of his deadly wrist-knife thingy? You couldn't do that in the first game. You also couldn't take people weapons and use them - you had to use the weapons you were equipped with. In this version, you get to do all of that, plus climbing walls and jumping off towers and running the fuck away. I'm excited. I love stabbing dudes and running the fuck away.
For the first time in my life, I'm excited about the release of a video game.
Unfortunately, I have to wait until November. But once November comes I'm going to stab, run, stab, run, stab and run the fuck away. It will be awesome.