…freedom of religion also includes freedom from religion. So stop trying to cram your religious views down my throat.
…I understand why people might think I’m a Republican - I grew up in small-town Indiana, my dad was a Republican State Senator in Indiana and I went to Notre Dame - but I’m not a Republican. So please stop inviting me to your ridiculous right-wing groups on Facebook. I’m looking at you, high school friends.
…if you’re going to be the hot girl that flirts with me on the train, please do it five years ago when I was still interested and available to participate in that kind of thing.
…smokers are idiots. You know what you’re doing to yourself and you do it anyway. Same goes for people who eat Twinkies.