Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The Pros and Cons of Doing the Dishes After a Party

Pros:
1) You score major brownie points with your wife.
2) You don’t come home the next day and ask, “What’s that smell?”
3) The wife is relegated to trash duty.

Cons:
1) Brownie points don’t necessarily translate into sex anymore.
2) It really dries out your hands.
3) What the fuck were these people eating?  I’m sure we didn’t serve whatever that was.

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