The Pros and Cons of Being Named Jeff Ford

Pros:
1) People never mispronounce your name.
2) If you say it with a sly look on your face, people think you’re using an alias.
3) You only have to remember six letters.

Cons:
1) Sometimes people mishear your name as Jefford.
2) Everyone thinks they are the first one to call you Chevy.
3) Some other dude takes jeffford.com.  I bet his name is Jeff Ford.