The Pros and Cons of Being a Notre Dame Grad

Pros:
1) Half of the people you meet like you immediately.
2) That pesky sun never came out to distract you from studying.
3) Guaranteed tickets to football games.

Cons:
1) Half of the people you meet hate you immediately.
2) Vitamin D deficiency.
3) A bunch of 18-21 year-old kids can ruin a perfectly good fall weekend.