The Notre Dame Blues
Notre Dame got beat by Navy. Believe it or not, that’s worse than it sounds. It basically means the sky is falling on Notre Dame fandom, but not just any sky — a big concrete sky. We Notre Dame fans are pissed, and sad, and frustrated, and disappointed, and — to bring my analogy to a conclusion — squished. You know, by the falling concrete sky. We’re despondent. Not even good porn can help.
Thank God the Colts won.
I didn’t realize my wife was having a mid-life crisis until she appeared today in an all pink sweatsuit with red lightning bolts on it. I smiled and asked her if that was what she was planning on wearing to the Sadie Hawkins dance.
I forgot to announce the winner of the Truth and Fiction contest from October 29th. The winner is Katie and/or Brian Fulton. He or she guessed correctly — after about seven tries — that all of those 50-word stories were true. I know it’s hard to believe that my mom would say such things, but she did. She’s a mom, after all. A mom will do what it takes to get to the truth when it involves her children. Saying “ass face donkey fucker” is nothing to a determined mom.
What’s this? Me sneaking in an administrative announcement? Yep. I’m sure that some of you saw my post way back in June that announced the new posting schedule. I’ve decided that I’m going to make some changes to that schedule. The Thursday posts will not strictly be Truth or Fiction anymore. There will still be some of that, but there will also be more free form posts like this. I may also skip a Thursday post in favor of a Friday Fun post from time to time as well. If you’re worried about keeping up, follow me on Twitter or watch Facebook. I always announce new posts in both places. Or you could add my blog to your RSS feed. Don’t know what that is? If you don’t, your life is harder than it needs to be.
Robot Pirate Monkey Bacon Zombies
Everyone loves robots, pirates and monkeys. At the very least, popular culture never seems to get sick of those three things and everyone seems to think that anything that is robot, pirate or monkey based is better than that thing sans robot, pirate or monkey. We need to officially add bacon and zombies to that list. I would also add vampires, but they have gone mainstream. So let’s agree that zombies and bacon are now in the overused hipster jokes canon. Thanks.
Professional football players are probably the closest thing we have to actual robots. Especially when they’re wearing one of those new helmet designs with the crazy facemasks.
This is the 444th post on this blog. Fours are wild, bitches! I'm playing the lottery and no one can stop me. Except for that guy with the gun.