…if you start a sentence with “no offense,” you’re already lying.
…your skinny jeans paired with your knee-high boots makes me think you just rode in on your horse, ladies. Is that really what you’re going for?
…if the thing you’re most fired up about right now is Facebook’s new security policies, you need to rethink your life.
…you’ll never get to reap the benefits of that life insurance you’re paying for.
…just because it’s hard to do doesn’t mean it’s more fulfilling.