Monday, January 11, 2010

How To Get Ignored by Me on Facebook

Thanks to Facebook’s handy “Hide” feature, I don’t have to read about people I don’t want to read about anymore.  Maybe you’re one of those lucky people that I don’t read about.  How can you tell?  See below.

  • You use Facebook as your personal soapbox.
  • Your status updates are a full paragraph.
  • You only post to promote something.
  • 90% of your updates involve one of those stupid Facebook games.
  • You routinely invite me to join your political cause.
  • You live your personal dramas through your status updates.  All of your personal dramas.
  • You are my sworn enemy.

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