How To Get Ignored by Me on Facebook

Thanks to Facebook’s handy “Hide” feature, I don’t have to read about people I don’t want to read about anymore.  Maybe you’re one of those lucky people that I don’t read about.  How can you tell?  See below.

• You use Facebook as your personal soapbox.
• Your status updates are a full paragraph.
• You only post to promote something.
• 90% of your updates involve one of those stupid Facebook games.
• You routinely invite me to join your political cause.
• You live your personal dramas through your status updates.  All of your personal dramas.
• You are my sworn enemy.