1) Ask your wife for ideas even though you know using her idea will feel like cheating.
2) Shred your mail.
3) Keep hitting the “Random article” link on Wikipedia.
4) Walk the dog.
5) Stare at your bookshelf.
6) Think of a bunch of Avatar related ideas and immediately dismiss them because of yesterday’s post.
7) Try to reach that itch on your back without the aid of a utensil of any type.
8) Refold all of the shirts in your closet.
9) Get annoyed by your wife watching The Bachelor.
10) Rue that you didn’t make it MLK Jr. Themed.