…Shaun White is so much better than everyone else in his sport that it’s embarrassing.
…paisley, if worn at all, should be confined to one article of clothing. That one article of clothing should not be your pants.
…if you edit cookbooks do you have to try every recipe to make sure it’s right?
…it’s a lot harder to take men’s figure skating seriously when dudes are wearing pink tassels.
…I’m just going to go ahead and assume that “trans fats” means “delicious particles.”