The Pros and Cons of Having a Severe Ankle Injury During Super Bowl Week

Pros:
1) You’ve laid the groundwork for a great “heroic performance” storyline.
2) Someone will drive you around in a golf cart all week.
3) You get to steal the spotlight from Peyton Manning for once.

Cons:
1) The last thing Drew Brees needs is more time in the pocket.
2) You’ve made Jeff think that he jinxed you by getting your jersey (Dwight Freeney) for Christmas.
3) It really freakin’ hurts.