1) Make a ham sandwich.
2) Miss tackles you haven’t missed all year.
3) Get your ankle re-taped about twenty times.
4) Quit on your pass routes.
5) Try to kick ridiculously long field goals with a ridiculously old kicker.
6) Drop key third down passes.
7) Get out-coached.
8) Decide to play without outside linebackers, apparently.
9) Do your best Brett Favre imitation by throwing a late game pick-six.
10) Let Drew Brees eat the ham sandwich while standing in the pocket surveying the defense.