Friday, March 12, 2010

Friday Fun

Use Your Brain, Not Just Your Computer
At 9:04 PM on March 10th I posted the following to Twitter:
“Does anyone else think Ben Harper’s “Steal My Kisses” feels kinda stalker rape-y?”
Yep.  Classy stuff.

At 9:46 PM @bigbulge230 posted the following:
“#Steelerssuck @jdford Does anyone think Ben Harper’s “Seal My Kisses” feels kinda…”
Clearly, Mr. bigbulge230 is running on autopilot.  His avatar is a Pittsburgh Steelers logo with a big red line through it.  He’s set up a search on Twitter to repost anything that has to do with “Ben” and “rape.”  Why would he do such a thing?  Because he hates the Steelers and their quarterback, who is named Ben, is accused of sexual assault.  My random tweet about some rockstar’s creepy song happened to fit that criteria and ruined his perfect string of Steeler hating tweets.

Somehow this makes me a genius.


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3 comments:

  1. I don't get it Jeff- you are weird. I feel dirty!

    ~katie

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  2. I think they call that line up for the "bed" a multiple moon landing.

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  3. Also, I don't know that Mr. "bigbulge230" is thinking with his brain nor his computer, and his bulge is an idiot.

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