…if you’re not going to let someone on the plane with a one inch pocket knife, you shouldn’t let someone on the plane with eight inch knitting needles.
…if you’re going to wear an ill-fitting bathing suit at the very least you need to make sure you are well groomed.
…people don’t stand around in long lines for no reason. You are not special. Get in line.
…based on peoples’ inability to follow instructions, I’m amazed any plane ever gets off the ground.
…Not only are the Oscars boring, they are completely pointless. Who cares? Does it change how much you liked the movie?