Thursday, May 13, 2010

If My Dog Was A Football Player

Shannon Shar-Pei?
If my dog was a running back (tailback?) I would name it Eric Lickerson.

If my dog was a quarterback I would name it Jimmy Clawson.

If my dog was a quarterback and a Jack Russell Terrier I would name it JaMarcus Russell Terrier.

If my dog was a wide receiver I would name it Hairy Rice.

If my dog was a tight end I would name it Shannon Shar-Pei.

If my dog was an offensive lineman I would name it Left Guard Dog.

If my dog was a defensive lineman I would name it Tony Siragusa.

If my dog was a linebacker I would name it Dick Buttsniff.

If my dog was a defensive back I would name it Rod Woofson.

1 comment:

  1. she will not be a football player, she will be a dancer. sorry to burst your bubble.

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