Tuesday, June 29, 2010

The Pros and Cons of Being Chased by a Bear

Pros:
1) You’re getting in touch with nature.
2) All that cardio is finally paying off.
3) You had the balls to fuck with a bear.

Cons:
1) You can’t remember if you’re supposed to run downhill or in zig-zags.
2) The khakis you’re wearing don’t wick away moisture like your running pants.
3) If you don’t outrun him, you die.

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