Thursday, June 10, 2010

Some Nights You Just Don't Have It

I was going to blog the Blackhawks game but it ended up looking like this:
  • Whoa.  Something awesome just happened.
  • Something awesome just happened again.
  • That was almost awesome but not quite which is still kinda awesome.
  • Oh man!  That was close!
  • I feel like I’m good friends with Doc and Eddie.
  • Nice!  Big hit.
  • Awesome.
  • Oh shit.
  • How did he do that?
  • Did you see that?  That was awesome.
After reading my review of the first period, I decided that I’m not nearly as good at reviewing sports as I am at reviewing terrible reality TV shows.  Instead, I decided to write about the possibility of Big Ten and Pac-10 expansion.  I typed six words and was so bored I fell asleep on my keyboard.  Here’s what it looked like:

The big rumor right now is igooooooooofhjafghjolofghijoo

I woke up when I heard Dennis Leary yelling at me about the new Ford Super Duty.  I don’t care how angry he sounds, I still laugh every time he says “Super Duty” because all I hear is “Super Doody.”  Because I’m five years old. 

I thought briefly about reviewing the commercials during the hockey game but they only seem to be running the truck commercial about extraordinary poop and that Pizza Hut commercial with the loser Little Leaguers.

I guess that was kind of a review.

Also, I’d like to request that the Internets make the hockey commercial where the fans don’t leave actually happen.  Surely we can organize something like that, right?  It’s not like crowds aren’t used to calling for encores.  Frankly, I’m surprised this hasn’t happened before.  Why hasn’t this happened before?  What the hell?  Now I’m just disappointed in sports fans.

Sorry, I got off track.  Back to the post about what I was going to post about.

After deciding not to review the commercials but kind of reviewing them anyway I thought I’d write about the new iPhone.  Then I realized that everyone is writing about the iPhone and it basically reads like my Blackhawks game review.

So I gave up and went to bed.

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