…do you always have the best hair days when you least need them?
…am I obligated to spell my son’s name “Shaun” instead of “Sean” since my name is “Jeffrey” and not “Geoffrey”?
…is not having to sign up for Groupon (because your wife did) a major benefit of being married?
…is it disappointing that Orbit’s commercials are way better than its gum?
…is calling someone a “real jerk” somehow meaner than calling him an “asshole”?