Thursday, July 08, 2010

When You Say ... I hear ...

When you say: 
“I live in the moment.”
I hear: 
“I make a lot of bad decisions because I don’t think about things before I do them.”



When you say:
“It is what it is.”
I hear:
“I don’t actually want to use my brain.”


When you say:
“It was meant to be.”
I hear:
“Nothing matters because everything is predetermined and we’re just playing out the script.”


When you say:
“It could be worse.”
I hear:
“Your feelings are illegitimate.”


When you say:
“Stop being an asshole.”
I hear:
“If I keep doing this, it will eventually be funny.”

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