Cherish and remember every moment with your loved one. Someday you’ll be able to use it against them.
Unless you’re talking to your spouse, stop saying the word “sexy” after you turn 35. It’s just creepy, dude.
I don’t care how cool you think tigers are now; you will regret that tattoo in 20 years.
No one wants to hear about that rash you have. Not even your doctor.
I don’t care how much you hate yourself right now; your dog still loves you.