Thursday, August 05, 2010

Bits of Wisdom

Cherish and remember every moment with your loved one.  Someday you’ll be able to use it against them.

Unless you’re talking to your spouse, stop saying the word “sexy” after you turn 35.  It’s just creepy, dude.

I don’t care how cool you think tigers are now; you will regret that tattoo in 20 years.

No one wants to hear about that rash you have.  Not even your doctor.

I don’t care how much you hate yourself right now; your dog still loves you.


  1. this post is sexy (i can say it, i'm 32) and you KNOW your ruth loves you!

  2. As you know, i do have a rash and I'm talking about it way to much- in life AND on my blog. Thanks for the wisdom- I need it!

    Also love being back to checking blogs again-I've missed yours!

  3. Katie-
    I wasn't referencing you when I wrote the rash item. I was recalling a memory of an old boss...