Thursday, October 21, 2010

Is It Just Me or...

…are asparagus and corn the tracking devices of the digestive system?

…does buying a nose hair trimmer feel like admitting defeat?

…do you also wonder if people are referring to facial hair or that box in the basement when they say “porn stash”?

…does it bug you when you tell women you’re married and they don’t look disappointed?

…is sexting not nearly as cool now that old people like Brett Favre are doing it?

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2 comments:

  1. You totally just made me laugh for the first time today! Thank you!!

    Oh....did you really want me to answer those questions? Ha! If we knew the answer it wouldn't be funny!!

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  2. You're welcome. Thanks for reading!

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