I bet you’ve either been wondering what the hell has been going on for the past three weeks or you haven’t even noticed that my last post was on November 15th. Yeah, November 15th. That’s a long time ago. There’s been a Thanksgiving since then. If you’ve guessed that I was busy prepping a delicious Thanksgiving feast for my family, you couldn’t be more wrong. In fact, I was nowhere near my family on Thanksgiving. I was in California.
Yes, California. Why would anyone spend their Thanksgiving in California? Well, sometimes you don’t have a choice. Sometimes work requires that you go out to California over the Thanksgiving holiday so that’s what I did. Don’t worry, I still managed to find turkey and mashed potatoes and gravy. They have those things in California. Who knew? I thought they only had avocados, raisins and dirty, dirty hippies in California. They also speak English.
Anyway, I was pretty much working non-stop when I was there so I didn’t make time to post here. Instead, I opted for meals and sleep. Excuses, I know. You expect your bad reality program reviews and random bits of crazy. I have no right to deny you those things. In fact, I’m going to try to make it up to you with the video below. It’s not safe for work because it repeats the phrase, “Fuck you if you don’t like Christmas.”