…are we all waiting for the Tea Party members to stop shouting and running for office so they can go back to writing angry notes that they post in our common areas?
…is it weird that people are grossed out by live birds but think it’s sad when they see a dead one?
…are you still waiting for someone to explain why the turnip truck is the hardest truck to fall from?
…does it feel awesome when you’re riding the elevator to the gym when everyone else is riding the elevator to go smoke?
…does everyone else feel a little racist when they wear a Band-Aid?