Some random thoughts from the past two weeks:
I really like watching tennis but the grunting and screaming in women's tennis is becoming comical. It's hard to take some of these women seriously.
It reminds me of all of the flopping in professional basketball. I almost completely stopped watching the NBA after Reggie Miller retired in 2005; now that I'm watching again, the league has gone from a bunch of tough guys to a bunch of floppers. If the NBA doesn't do something to reign it in they'll lose everyone who isn't a soccer fan.
Now that I'm a father I've officially given up. I now own a pair of sweatpants. They are made from a blend of cotton and sexual intercourse.
I just ate so much popcorn that I totally ruined my dinner.
Our dog can totally tell that we don't love her as much as we love the baby.
Will a time ever exist where there isn't a Law &amp; Order of some type on TV?
People should be more careful about how they pronounce "peanuts" in the workplace.
I've become that guy that says things like, "She's getting married at 22? She's just a kid."
It took a lot of willpower to keep from posting a picture of my adorable daughter here.
I've started another blog with my extremely hilarious friend Tristan. We take turns entertaining each other with our special brand of crazy. Start from the beginning or it won't make much sense. Check it out here. Keep checking back. We each post about once a day.