The following is an actual conversation that Dee and I had last night.
Dee: I’m going to bed at 8:30 PM.
Jeff: Yes, you are.
Dee: I’m going to watch fireworks on TV. This is pathetic.
Jeff: This is our life now.
Dee: You did this to me.
Jeff: You were the one who wanted a kid. I just did it to save our crumbling marriage.
Dee: I love you.
Jeff: I love you, too.