Thursday, July 14, 2011

Lightbulb Jokes

Yesterday, a friend of mine challenged his Facebook friends to come up with new lightbulb jokes.  I came up with several but didn’t want to be that guy that hijacks the thread so I thought I’d post them here instead.  Add your own in the comments and don’t be afraid to be the guy that hijacks the thread with twenty different jokes that make me slap my head and think, “I wish I had thought of that.”

How many comedians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They sit around waiting for someone else to do it so they can tell a joke about it.

How many black guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one. They're just like anyone else.

How many Las Vegas prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but you'll pay extra for the swing.

How many people from Jersey does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they prefer spray tan.

How many people from Sun Chips does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but they will only use fluorescents and it will be much louder than the previous bulb.

How many Internet commenters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
12: One to call you an asshole. One to tell you that lightbulbs are racist. One to say, "First!" One to link to the howto.com article on changing a lightbulb. One to promote his new online business. One to call the guy that called you an asshole an asshole. One to Rickroll everyone. One to reblog it on Tumblr. One to point out that we've gotten off topic. One to flame that guy for ruining the fun. One to seriously answer the question and one guy to actually change the damn bulb well before all these comments were left.

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2 comments:

  1. How many newborn babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Babies can't change lightbulbs.

    How many Ruthie's does it take to change a lightbulb? One bark and it's taken care of.

    How many gay uncles does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, they're fighting over it so they don't have to change the baby.

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  2. Anonymous8:48 AM

    nothing here is funny.

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