*Due to the Bears game last night, Bachelor Pad was bumped. I hope to have my review for you tomorrow. In the meantime, here’s this:
Oh, hi there. Looks like you’re taking the elevator to go just one floor. You know there are stairs, right? In fact, the stairs are probably faster. You don’t have to wait for the stairs to show up. They’re always there. Oh, now you’re switching over to the other bank of elevators with me and going down the express elevator so that your ride to the first floor doesn’t get interrupted by people getting on? Just like you interrupted my ride up a few seconds ago? I see. Everyone else here is just in your way. Next time I’ll be sure to hoist you up on my back so that you don’t actually have to take any steps between your super strenuous elevator rides.