Based on my observations of my wife and child, here are the things you need to properly nurse your baby:
- A child of age 0-6 months.
- One burp cloth.
- One backup burp cloth.
- A glass or bottle of water.
- One Boppy (nursing pillow).
- One television tuned to Keeping Up with the Kardashians (reruns preferable).
- One iPhone — used to both track the feeding times and check email and/or Facebook.
- One loving mother with boobies full of milk.
Happy nursing, everyone.