Monday, August 22, 2011

How to Properly Nurse Your Baby

Based on my observations of my wife and child, here are the things you need to properly nurse your baby:
  • A child of age 0-6 months.
  • One burp cloth.
  • One backup burp cloth.
  • A glass or bottle of water.
  • One Boppy (nursing pillow).
  • One television tuned to Keeping Up with the Kardashians (reruns preferable).
  • One iPhone — used to both track the feeding times and check email and/or Facebook.
  • One loving mother with boobies full of milk.

Happy nursing, everyone.


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