Football happened again so I didn’t watch The Bachelor. It was great. I was able to watch something on television that didn’t make me sad about humanity. That’s not entirely true. I was briefly depressed when Kirk Herbstreit and Brent Musberger spent several minutes outlining the arrests and suspensions racked up by LSU this year. Aside from that, I was just happy to be watching football.
Wow, Alabama dominated the crap out of that game. Sure, they took a page from Notre Dame’s book and stalled out once they hit the red zone but I never got the feeling that LSU was ever in that game.
Everyone on Twitter was complaining about how boring the game was. If Oklahoma State was in the game and getting blown out would they have complained about the same thing? Maybe, but the game was still pretty boring.
In Bachelor news, Ben had awkward dates with girls that he gave roses to while the other girls sat at home and made themselves crazy. More crazy, I mean.
Wasn’t it awesome when that girl said something dumb?
I may have missed Helicopter. I’m not worried, though. Helicopter will be back.
I’ll be back to my regular snarky reviews of The Bachelor next week.