The Friday Roundup

Boy, I really wish I could re-write the second sentence in last week’s intro to the Friday Roundup.  Guess what?  I can.

It’s the Friday Roundup.  Put your eyeballs on it, let your brain suck it in and fart an approving noise out of your mouth hole.

That’s better.  Also, a question: If you saw a t-shirt that read, “Fart an approving noise out of your mouth hole,” would you buy it?

This Week in Mindsilt

Monday:

I gave you more of my Weekend Football Thoughts and Other Things. 

Tuesday:

Football kept me from reviewing The Bachelor for the second week in a row.  Don’t worry, I’ll pick up again next week. 

Thursday:

It’s truly amazing how productive I am before 9 AM. 

Tweets of the Week

One for the ladies and one for the dudes, in that order:

If you're embarrassed about getting breast implants, just tell people you had a "deviated septum" in your tits.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) January 10, 2012

I don't get button flies. Why not just put a Rubik's Cube down there?
— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) January 12, 2012

Video of the Week
You've all encountered this while out at the bars.


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