Monday, February 20, 2012

Meatfest 2012

The best combination of words and numbers I could use to describe this weekend is “Meatfest 2012.”  I bet you can guess why.  Yep, I ate a lot of meat.  Dee and I celebrated our wedding anniversary this Saturday by going to Pete Miller’s Seafood & Prime Steak.  We ate big ole slabs of dead cow.  Delicious.  Yesterday we went to Dee’s parents’ house and had ribs.  Slabs and slabs of delicious dead animal carcass.  There was barbecue sauce.  In between I ate other meat products like chicken and other bird-related meats.

I’m sweating meat.

I saw the following caption on an MSNBC program while I was in the gym: “Were there warning signs prior to Whitney Houston’s death?”  I didn’t hear anything anyone on that program said but I just imagined them shouting, “Yes!  The last fifteen years,” over and over at each other.

I never watch the weekend news, but I happened to catch the end of a local news program in which the anchor signed off with, “Stay classy, Chicago.”  There were audible chuckles in the background.  Well, done.

I’m intrigued by the new NBC series “Awake.”  However, is there any doubt that the star of the show is the one who is dead?  Or at least in some kind of coma where his wife and kid are sitting in the hospital room waiting for him to wake up?  Doesn’t mean the show won’t be good.

Guys, there is an Oompa Loompa on "Celebrity Apprentice."  I guess she worked for Diddy or something.

Jim Irsay and Peyton Manning are both working so hard to save face with the fans in this whole weird injury situation.  The thing is, I think the fans get it.  Colts fans know it’s over.  We’re not dumb.  We love Peyton, but we just want to move on at this point.

I put that in there in case I wanted to title this “Weekend Football Thoughts and Other Things.”

I guess you already know I didn’t title it that after all.  Spoiler alert?

When you fart on an airplane, it just stays in your row, right?
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