Tuesday, March 20, 2012

More Thoughts on Peyton Manning

It looks like Peyton Manning is going to play for the Denver Broncos.  I don’t get it.  He’d rather stand behind a mediocre offensive line and throw to Demaryius Thomas and Eric Decker than play behind the best offensive line in football and throw to Randy Moss and Mario Manningham?  Huh?  Also, the 49ers have a better defense.  I think he just really likes John Elway.

Or maybe it’s just about the money.
Or maybe it’s just that he’s the most comfortable playing against AFC teams that he’s played against his whole career.  
Or maybe his neck doesn’t hurt as much in high altitude.
Or maybe he hates Football Jesus and wants to take his job.
Or maybe he loves Football Jesus and wants to help him go home to the Bible belt.
Or maybe he just has bad taste in uniforms.
Or maybe his wife really likes to ski.
Or maybe he likes is water to boil faster.
Or maybe he just really likes the omelets.
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